Surreptitious Killer - 3

It's been a while but I  just need to finish with this series. And pardon my pidgin. A girl had to try.

 3. Offering time at church. People file to drop offering amidst dancing.
Kofi: Charley, that Theresa in sisto make fine waa.
Ken: Oh yeah, but make you forget am.
Kofi: Ah why, your eyes dey inside? Hw3, she be Opare in girl. You make late.
Ken: Rydee wey she come? You dey loi
Kofi: Adey loi for where? Biz am.
Ken: Ah be sure?
Kofi: Make you biz am erh.
Ken goes silent for a while.
Ken: Na that Megan girl, ibi so she dey? (Musing)
Kofi: Why, what e do?
Ken Looks at his friend for a while and shakes his head, as though deciding whether to tell him.
Kofi looks at his friend pointedly, waiting for an answer.
Ken: She come ma der last Friday.
Kofi: What e come do?
Ken: E come dey watch movies
Kofi: What you do?
Ken: Anor do anything
Kofi: Okay, what the two of you do?
Keeps mute for a while.
Ken: She be ma old girl oh.
Kofi: For real? (Eyes bulging)
Ken: We dey like a year wey she go school. We never really broke up. So when e come ma der, na I think say-
Kofi: You think say what? I say what the two of you do?
Ken: When you know say Opare den Megan start dey date?
Kofi: Like two weeks now. Now answer me.
Ken: (standing up) I dey go search Opare.
Et cetera, et cetera

Comments

  1. Dave18 February 2019 at 04:22

    Very Interesting..... Pidgin on point.
    Well done Pheebs

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  2. Unknown18 February 2019 at 17:34

    Gh pidgin to the world... Very much on point.

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    1. Phoebe-nita Dadzie19 February 2019 at 23:08

      Thank you. Like I said, a girl had try. Especially simcs I can't speak it.

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  3. Phoebe-nita Dadzie19 February 2019 at 23:06

    Thanks, Dave. Glad you enjoyed it.

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