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2. WhatsApp Chat Ann: Girl, did you hear? Aba: What? Ann: Sister Kate was just delivered of a bouncy baby boy. Aba: Who is Kate? Ann: This really smallish lady in our church. She's on the evangelism team Aba: No face is coming to mind oh. Forwards a photo of Sister Kate Aba: Oh okay! This nice sister. And you said she what? Ann: She just had a baby Aba: Ah, but when was she pregnant? I never noticed. Ann: As for you, you just walk this church for nothing. You're the only person who didn't know. Aba: Ei! How long have you known? Ann: Oh, from the start. You know I have an eye for detail. Nothing passes me by. Aba: Yeah, and a nose for fishing. Ann: Whatever. That's not even the best part... Aba: There's more? Ann: The father of the baby is also in the church! Aba: You can't be serious. Ann: Guess who it is. Aba: Well, if I must, I'll say it's that drummer, King. They're always together. Ann: Oh, so you really are in this church af...

This month, I’m talking about something- an issue that is close to all of us. To aid our understanding, I’ll be giving illustrations. These will cover the next 5or 6 posts. Enjoy!   1. 'Oh no... Gertrude, come take a look at this.' Trudging over, 'It better be good or I'm gonna smack you.' 'It's definitely nothing to laugh over.' Shows Gertrude a photo on her phone. 'Who's this?' 'Guess.' 'Really? You're showing me boobs lips and I'm supposed to know whose body it is?' 'Well, you can try. She's from our church.' Looks really hard at the photo. 'You got me, I don't know who it is.' Sighs. 'That is Lucy.' Gasps with eyes wide open. 'The steward's daughter?' 'Is there another you know of?' Trish asks irritably. 'And where did you get this?' 'Someone called Pizza 'mistakenly' put it in the church group.'                              ...